Now when Euella was born in Clarksville, Texas, her father insisted that she be named after the most famous man to ever come out of that town – Euell Gibbons - who wrote the classic book Stalking the Wild Asparagus. Actually her name was quite a misnomer as Euella Rose Darling turned out to be the ugliest child in the state. Why they had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her. And the dog wasn’t a looker either. But honey that didn’t stop Euella from wearing the brightest clothes or slatherin’ on the makeup. And believe it or not she ended up marrying a millionaire!