Santa, I want a bone and a bag of dog treats and a dog bed and a blanket, oh and did I say a bone? And a daily ride in the car and a daily walk, oh and did I say a bone? Uh, Santa, maybe two bones? Whadda ya mean I'm heavy?
Aw come ON Shadow - it's my turn, my turn, my turn - I want bones too.
And Santa wants a bigger chair!